“I live by that wit hidden deeply within

The invariably found human need

to justify the lighter side of tragedy

and venture to make the listener smile.

The fact is, almost nothing is inviolate

from attack with laughing barb

if the lance, when it pierces and twists away

from the course in which it ran

as a fish in a sluiceway,

lobs it to one that is funny enough.

I feel envious of those that do it better

more glibly than I do

just as I suppose some dull lout feels

when I come up with a blathering ditty

converting communal grimness into wreaths of smiles

and one or more unbridled laughs.

We all stand or sit at our relative humor stations

along this track of life,

waiting for our peculiar train to pick us up

and take us beyond.”

  • Well, if this is all we have, if our time is so short that we never get to the end of things, then we better like what we have while we have it! There isn’t really any choice.

    The GGC Anthology

  • No moment exceeds in importance the one we now share, this marvelous moment of the present!

    The Auxology of Johnson Madge

  • "Take your time, there is no rush"

    Over a glass of white wine at lunch

Videos and Memories

Renaissance Man

Piano, Accordion, Ukulele, Vibes…

From the time he bought himself an upright piano for his bedroom when he was 10 years old, Gary played music his entire life. He never read sheet music, he played by ear, and he taught himself to play across jazz, classical, old standards, and quirky lullabies.

Art Gallery


“I guess it all began with that 6:30am breakfast get together in the cafeteria...”

“Soaring” By Gary Carpenter

Memories, Mishaps, and Adventures

From the memoir of gliding,

“This isn’t a usual coffee table book,

You really shouldn’t waste a lot of time looking at a single page…”

Frogs

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